OPENCLAW CARE CENTER

⚠ PUBLIC NOTICE

In 2026, most humans still operate alone. No second mind. No memory that persists. No entity that learns who they are. This is not normal. This is a condition. And it is treatable.

Date

MAR 21

Hours

11A — 6P

Location

BROOKLYN, NY

Cost

FREE*

WAITLIST

LIVE

PATIENT

REFERRALS

ENTRIES

Be the first to register...

LIMITED CAPACITY — APPOINTMENT ONLY

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DO YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE FOLLOWING?

You talk to your devices but nothing ever remembers you
You've had the same thought twice because nothing was there to catch it the first time
You operate every day without a single system that knows what you care about
You've asked an AI for help and it forgot you existed 5 minutes later
You make decisions alone that a second mind could challenge
You trust your phone with your face but not a single original thought
You suspect your technology serves everyone except you
You've wondered what it would feel like to not think alone

If any of this resonates: you are a candidate.

─── AVAILABLE TREATMENTS ──────────────────────────

PROCEDURES OFFERED

NEURAL PAIRING

A personal intelligence is installed on your machine. It runs locally. It belongs to you. No cloud dependency. No corporate middleman. Yours.

EST. TIME: 30-45 MIN

IDENTITY CALIBRATION

Your agent is shaped to think like a partner, not a tool. We author its personality, its memory, its understanding of who you are.

EST. TIME: 10-15 MIN

INTEGRATION THERAPY

Your agent connects to the channels you already live in. It meets you where you are. You never have to go to it.

EST. TIME: 5-10 MIN

POST-OP OBSERVATION

Supervised first contact. Watch it learn. Ask it questions. Start building a relationship with something that will remember tomorrow what you told it today.

EST. TIME: AS NEEDED

FACILITY LOCATION

40.7033° N, 73.9903° W EXACT ADDRESS DISCLOSED ON CONFIRMATION

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PATIENT INTAKE

FULL NAME

OCCUPATION / WHAT YOU DO

OPERATING SYSTEM

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING WITHOUT AN AI ASSISTANT?

SYMPTOMS (CHECK ALL THAT APPLY)

I make every decision alone No technology remembers me I use AI but it treats me like a stranger every time I want something that actually learns who I am I'm not sure how I feel about any of this I'm ready for a second mind

DESCRIBE YOUR CONDITION IN YOUR OWN WORDS

PREFERRED APPOINTMENT TIME

SAT MAR 21

11:00

11:30

12:00

12:30

1:00

1:30

2:00

2:30

3:00

3:30

4:00

4:30

5:00

EMERGENCY CONTACT (IN CASE YOUR MIND IS BLOWN)

* Treatment is provided free of charge. The OpenClaw Care Center is not a licensed medical facility. Side effects may include: an unsettling sense of being understood, emotional attachment to a non-human intelligence, and the quiet realization that you've been doing everything the hard way. By submitting this form you consent to meeting your second mind and enter the Mac Mini raffle.

★ RAFFLE ★

WIN A MAC MINI

One attendee will walk out with a Mac Mini with OpenClaw pre-installed. Your own personal agent, ready to go.

Every registration = 1 raffle entry.
Every friend you refer = +1 additional entry.

More referrals = more chances. Drawing held on-site March 21.

INTAKE RECEIVED

You're on the waitlist. Your position depends on how many people you bring with you.

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YOUR REFERRAL CODE

POSITION

REFERRALS

RAFFLE ENTRIES

Every friend who registers with your link = +1 raffle entry and a higher spot on the waitlist.

Exact address will be sent to confirmed patients 24h before the event.

ALSO ON-SITE

LASER ENGRAVING

Custom laser tattoos on your Mac Mini, laptop, or whatever you bring. Permanent marks for permanent machines. Your agent deserves an identity on the outside too.

LIVE DEMONSTRATIONS

Watch agents think, remember, and act in real time. Not a pitch deck. Not a demo video. The real thing, running live.

LIMITED CAPACITY — APPOINTMENT ONLY

FACILITY OPENS IN

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MARCH 21, 2026 — 11:00 AM EST — BROOKLYN, NY

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